i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
Just heard this lady walk by on her phone saying "did everyone orgasm?"
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
My dad is drinking wine out of a measuring cup. This explains so much.
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
If we worried less about pouring champagne down stripper crack, we probably wouldn't skip so many meals.
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
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