he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
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No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
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Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
And, by “make you dinner” I mean “have lots of sex and multiple orgasms.” So you should probably eat something and before you come over
And hydrate too
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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