It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
Doctor took one look at my penis and said, 'you don't have herpes, you just masturbate too much'
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
The guy who was interviewing me asked if I had coke on my pants. You win this time Las Vegas
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
I'm at home, drunk, and I just called the guy I lost my virginity to and invited him to my wedding.. I've got to stop drinking by myself.
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