So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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