People in love make me want to vomit
You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
she was sobbing drunk in the backseat about her dead cat and how the guy in the front seat didn't want to hook up with her
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
Randomize
