I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
How did your new apartment party go last night?
I'm really happy i have a bigger bathroom to puke in.
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
my mom went out and bought me new sheets and redecorated my room. its like she's more excited for me to get laid tomorrow for the first time in two months than I am.
Woke up in the ER with a nurse holding my tongue together inside of my mouth and a shattered jaw, the last thing I remember is opening the 151, care to fill me in?
You just managed to turn Dr. Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
He has a beach house and a Simba tattoo. Our wedding is next Tuesday, hope you're free.
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
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