So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
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This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
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I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.