Small penises have feelings too.
Woke up with feathers in my hair. at work. still drunk. sooo awkward.
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
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she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
Ok but if you die you have to get "I should've listened to Mike" carved into your tombstone
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
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I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
He told me he felt like he was just pistol-whipped by Testicle Man.
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
For a second I thought he was going to give me an intervention
You can't give interventions in a bar!
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