Do you need to be saved?
No I think I'm God
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
I just figured out how I'm going to tie you to my bed. Hint: I may have to go to the auto parts store before you get here.
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
Yeah. That's the shitty part. God, I don't want to be a step mom. Sure I'm great with kids, but I just want unlimited sex and not have to worry about making friends with a fucking 7 year old.
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
I still think it's strange your mom saw me 93% naked with a Santa hat on and a raging boner. Tis the season right?
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
Everything is fine, it's not hung over in here at all\n\n*Narrator* *but in fact everything was not fine*