Buhtt sex?
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
I asked him if we could hang out sometime when we weren't hammered. He said he'd email me his number... that's when I knew I was going to die alone
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
I blasted the Halloween Before Christmas soundtrack last night so my roommate wouldn't hear me having sex. Needless to say the sex got a little weird.
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
You told me that you couldn't come over because you felt like you were gonna die and that houses eat you when you die, and my house couldn't eat you because your house would be jealous. That's when I knew to take the bowl away from you.
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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