Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
So I've officially decided that I AM that drunken mistake that girls hate themselves for in the morning.
She's the barista slut.
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
Randomize
