Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
Ps we ordered a pizza at the pool today and I dropped the entire thing in the pool. We still ate it. #canthang
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
We're not ready for visitors right now.
wtf? who's we?
The Royal We: Me, My Vag, and I.
Dude, I'm sorry if you saw me getting head in my truck last night. My bad.
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
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