i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
You know it was a good night when you're lying on the couch in your pjs at 4pm having a pitcher of ice water for breakfast.
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
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