Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
So apparently vaginal secretions are not covered under water damage insurance for my cell phone
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
Just warning you the last time I had captain Morgan I gave a blow job to a guy that looked like Jesus.
Got a high five from a Superman stripper tonight
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
Learn from my mistakes. DO NOT try to steam a garment of clothing while you are wearing it. The burn is not worth the de-wrinkle.
Im so fucked up I'm drinking baileys and coffee just to stay awake.
It's 6 in the afternoon?
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
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