Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
Jumanji is 1000% better stoned while cooking breakfast.
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
When the bouncer doesn't let you in... Don't ask him where he works so you could file a complaint with the better business bureau... It only proves him right.
It's 5 PM...and you're 35. Congrats on being an amazing human being.
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