dude, osama threatened the US again
dude. i slept with your sister last night
what?
I saw that as an opertune moment to drop some big news
conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.
last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
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And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
Thanksgiving Shitshow: My grandparents found me passed out on the bathroom floor wearing nothing but a scarf made of toilet paper
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
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I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
I also know you puked in your shoe.
That would explain the note .... I apparently wrote myself an apology note from drunk to sober me .... saying "sorry for the fancy shoe soup" .... ugh I'll never drink again ...
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
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