Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
I just won 200$ from Bar Karaoke, for singing the "Sailor Moon" theme song, and then the Pokemon theme song, also known as the motherfucking ANTHEM OF POKEMON MASTERS LIKE ME. I HAD TO REPRESENT.
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
I just set up a proportion to calculate how much Jolly Rancher vodka I can make with the limited amount of Jolly Ranchers I have. Finally, real-life application of math.
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
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