She's JV to your varsity
Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
Please please please buy brown eye liner on your way home in the morning... I'm missing an eyebrow
I told him I'd go cook him breakfast, but ended up passing out on the kitchen floor in the fetal position spooning the dog
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
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