STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
I just found out the FDA voted to ban Vicodin, my last connection to this world has been destroyed
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
Was in the middle of a keg stand, the frat guys dropped me, and I broke my nose. My mom didn't enjoy that call from the hospital.
He stared me down while singing "Let Me Love You" to me while we were having sex. I don't know whether to marry him or file a restraining order.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
My one night stand said I love you, opened my fridge, stole my cream cheese and left.
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
He stumbled out of their hotel room and yelled, "I'M ON A STATEWIDE TOUR. I'VE BEEN IN KENTUCKY AND OKLAHOMA."
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