hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
I also was calling every child by their name "Birthcontrol" - straight people are fun
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
Do you think dominoes pizza would deliver faster if I told them I just had shower sex and that always makes me hungry?
We have moved from phase 1: honeymoon, to phase 2: trapped in relationship until the cold embrace of death
I yelled at your uterus for you.
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
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