haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
My tinder date had to be home by 8:30 cause she's on house arrest.
How do I explain to work that I woke up in my underwear on a trampoline and that I'm not coming in?
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
He was actually surprised when I poured myself a glass full of straight vodka. Clearly he doesn't know me as well as he thinks.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
Who is this?
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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