haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
She wants to go as a facebook "like" for halloween, but right now her costume looks more like the hamburger helper hand with broken fingers.
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
you know you’re single when you try to cook yourself a nice pasta dinner but you’re too weak to open the container of sauce and theres no one around to help you
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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