He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
i threw up in his kitchen sink and then used a measuring cup to drink water because i couldn't find a clean glass. i just threw up down the stairs. it's gonna be a long walk home.
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
vodka bottle broke. scooping it out of the plastic tub with a shot glass into a sprite bottle using a ziplock bag as a funnel and straining the glass out with paper towels. good thursday night?
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
If you had been home 20 minutes ago, you probably would've caught me masturbating, so it might be for the best.
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
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