I don't think my ego could take a straight man out-cooking me.
ugh.. my birth control just came out of my nose. wtf?
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
Finally had sex in the new kitchen. Burnt the hamburgers and hit myself in the face with the freezer door. Worth it.
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
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