So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
Don't feel bad sweetie, you're not the only classy one in town. I'm still driving around with that tupperware of tequila in my cup holder from last week's Margarita Monday.
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
Some lady found my secret pooping bathroom at work. Do I fight her Highlander style? I made or may not be fashioning a crude sword from seat covers and toilet paper rolls.
Do it. DO IT. There can be only one.
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
Wait..I'm drunk and butt naked making a pizza. Happy Wednesday.
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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