You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
He just turned on a sound machine. I need to get the fuck out of here.
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
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No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
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Dude. Photoshop a Santa hat on your mug shot and send it as your Christmas cards.
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
Remembering you have vodka in the freezer gives the same surge of happiness as finding 20 bucks in a coat pocket.
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