i was high and broke so i stole a roast chicken and a 40 inch sheet cake from wegmans and ate in a bathroom stall.
we were so high we made up an elaborate backstory because we were paranoid about going into the wig shop w/o being serious wig shoppers
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
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