is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
You dont remember anything at all? So you dont remember the shop down my road with the 'TO LET' sign over it? You were adamant that the 'I' had fallen off and that it used to say TOILET...so you took a shit right there in the doorway.
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
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My landlord wasn't pleased about the new fire pit we built him.
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
I drank half a bottle of wine while watching the Olympics opening ceremonies. I catcalled at handsome athletes. Stop me.
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
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Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
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