he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
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i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
Strip clubs just aren't as fun when a man tries to drunkenly grind on you.
(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
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After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
My hands smell like penis... I can't even remember the last time i touched a penis, but my hands say i did. Oh the mystery.
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
I was like ahh were on two different pages, I know there's rumors of me moving to boston but I can't and I'm not adding long distance to the relationship I have with my 31 year old recently divorced ex boss
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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