But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
My dad just questioned my drinking habits... Clearly he doesn't know what kind of college education he's paying for
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
I think weed is turning my hair brown
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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