Apparently you walked through my house with your dress on your head
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
I hate babysitting girls whose boobs are bigger than mine.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
This is how my night is going so far. The bartender bought our last two rounds and I'm chasing a bee around the bar with a foam bat.
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
Just get over here and light metaphorical fireworks in my literal vagina
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
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