so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
You were buying shots for everyone, saying, "I got a tax refund. I'm a MILLIONAIRE."
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.
B. I found a note on my phone and all it says is 'Fuck yeah im a racecar'
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
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