Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
so it turns out that "condoms galore" does, indeed, come up on your bank statement
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
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