I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
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Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
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are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
Where the fuck are you? I just got punched in the nose by a tourist
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
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