You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
You're invited to our X-games themed party. We have an ice luge and every time someone eats shit we drink. It's gonna be great.
Yeah, I fucked him. and the worst part is his name was Jesus. And nobody said it in Spanish. Just Jesus. There is no way I can avoid burning when I walk into a church from now on.
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
Breaking news: when you're gone every towel is a dick towel
How do you say, "I love you, but i prefer sex with someone else." in a good way? Ponder that over a jack and coke and get back to me.
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