found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
She's not a foreskin expert like you
Just because the energy drink is shaped like a grenade doesnt make it cool to throw it and yell "BOOM" and break my flatscreen, asshole
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
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