so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
The cop told you to put your hands behind your back and you slurred "I'm not falling for that again"
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
To the person who put the glitter on my ceiling fan...fuck you
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
you know, i'm always afraid you're going to think i only want you for sex because i only text you when i'm horny
speaking of, guess what i'm thinking about
I'm gonna look back at these days one day and be like "damn I shoulda been turnt but I was in bed instead watching netflix"
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
You kept flirting with some guy while I was throwing up on the sidewalk, and I screamed YOU DON'T LIKE MEN
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