she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
And for the fourth year in a row Christmas has ended in tears, yelling and me drinking. This is officially our longest running Christmas tradition.
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
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Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
I'm standing outside of the bar watching homeless men teach a kid how to pee of the sidewalk.
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
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She was wearing my robin hood hat from Halloween shouting "steal from the rich and give to the poor, mothafuckaaaaas." We are taking her everywhere.
He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
You're wearing a hospital gown and pearls. Let's reevaluate your life.
I had tater tots and weed with a stripper at 4am who compared the size of my boob to her head because fuck you my life rocks
Definitely went to court without a bra and panties because Mr. LastNight’s dog stole them. I guarantee you I was the only lawyer going commando in court
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