The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
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I need someone to meet me at the end of the road and throw captain morgan at my face like they do with water at marathons
As he was under the stripper backwards, he yelled "we should totally be facebook friends"
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
Right... Let's keep my vodka tinged mind focused on simple words
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I'm lowering my standards just so I can get laid, but I draw the line when a guy spells cool kewl
I sang Sweet Caroline with a homeless man and made him 25 bucks. Redbull vodka gives you wings!
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
What's the best way to tell someone that I accidentally wound up in a gay harem?
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
Everytime I come home this stoned I masturbate in the shower for that long, its like my lonely ritual. Accept me.
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