So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
I am a mess. Weirdest thing: I woke up with a hammer under my pillow. No idea why.
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
I went out in a blaze of glory. I failed the field sobriety test by saying ABCD FUCK YOU.
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
My mom comes home from her weekend with her lesbian co-workers and asks "You wanna know how I got these bruises?" I've never been more torn about anything EVER.
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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