You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
I can't remember last night. I must have yelled at your girlfriend til she cried again.
Yup.
i wish my penis had a tongue
You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
LA Sucks. The only way i can get laid is if i tell people im at a law firm that represent film producers.
And when they figure it out, they act like IM shallow.
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
apparently my new 420 ritual is to look at the clock at 4:20 and realize i'm already too high
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
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