im starting to measure my showers by the number of beers i drink while im in there.
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
Any time you start making pro wrestling references before 10 PM I know that I'm breaking up a fight between you and some muscled up frat boy you call Hogan.
do you know what's more awkward than a positive pregnancy in a public bathroom?
not a thing
walking in on a stranger's positive pregnancy test in a public bathroom
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He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
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I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
I can't believe he's mad at you for not remembering your fake anniversary.
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
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