if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
He's a Shit stain on my heart
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
So let me get this straight I was getting drunk with our science teacher from high school and you got drunk with an 82 year old woman who invited you back to her house and made you sandwiches.
Yes.
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
I just shaved my legs via the sink as to not wake my parents up because I know I'll be having marathon sex tomorrow after my certification exam... so this is life after college.
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