better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
answer the phone. i thought i was eating cheese but it was butter. i ate a lot of it.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
...Just hit my fuck buddy with my car.
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
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