thus making me awesome and them whores
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
My condoms might be a little big for you but hey, a big sweater is better than no sweater at all when it's cold right?
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
She meowed at me. Repeatedly. Then she asked what was wrong with me because I didn't understand her.
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
Randomize
