She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
I'm timing the release of my poops to the sound of the machine gun from the video game he's playing in the living room.
he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
We let him drunkenly pack his own bags without checking them. Yet no one was surprised when the TSA girl pulled a 12 pack out of his carry on.
And then you asked me why my legs were so thick and started measuring them with a ruler
She said I had a really great aura. Which I think is hippie code for "I bet you can give me a mind melting orgasm"
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
you bounced a quarter off my butt and it came back hitting you in the eye. karma, bitch.
My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.
Randomize
