THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
Dying on my bathroom floor at 7 am, I would rather be eaten by a shark right now
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
I accidentally flashed three cops last night. Stone cold sober.
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
You gave me a bottle of tequila and introduced me to a ginger named cowboy. I actually love you.
I couldn't find the oven mitts so I used a thick stack of tortillas
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
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