I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
youre lurking in front of me
I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
It's hard to judge what a reasonable amount of cereal looks like in the spaghetti pot. We're out of cap'n crunch and milk.
The plane down was full of newly weds and I counted 5 pairs of mile high club members. Actually, one might have been a group membership discount.
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
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