Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
Food lion is just a portal. Cheetos are the goal. Its like not banging a super hot chick cause she is french. She still has the same parts just from a different box.
Now I am going to fly my toy helicopter in the dark.
also, the amount of semen in my carpet right now is unforgivable...
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
I’ve been home 1 day and already had sex with my ex and got a blowie from her cousin and currently I’m getting molested by a cougar at the bar!!!! Plenty to give thanks for this year!!!!
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