Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
SpongeBob is life. I once broke up with a guy bc he said SpongeBob was stupid.
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
I had a dream that you were telling me how good you are at parkour and legit you were doing it just like Michael Scott...
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
Randomize
