I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
I don't know how to tell my mom that I'm not sober enough to drive to the dentist...
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
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She started ignoring us once we told her we were out to celebrate your abortion. Who knew strippers could be judgemental?
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
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I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
I'll be coming off of 7 days of not drinking. No horse tranqs either. I haven't been this sober since I was in the womb
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