I'm gonna have a badass scar
Literal conversation "you are ________ ____. you facebook friended me"
I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
No, drunk sperm still make babies.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
Dude I'm driving around California right now hiding little bags of weed in random places like Easter eggs so that I can come back and find them later
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
You introduced yourself and she said "wow that's a long name" and you went "yeah well you should see my dick."
Maybe why that's why I'm perpetually single... I can't find a guy with bigger balls than mine.
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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