Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
I stirred my drink with a butcher knife. His roomate keeps giving me dirty looks
Like what do you want from me
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
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