I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
No, but its not like diarrhea. i swear its like my intestines had a secret bank account and i just punched in the right pin.
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
It took me longer to finish the bottle of scotch we bought together on New Years than it did for her to meet a new guy and get engaged
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
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