we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
If burritos were dicks, we'd have a serious relationship problem on our hands. Just saying.
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
4 random people called me telling me they found him sleeping in the fetal postion on a driveway 45 minutes after we lost him
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You told me you loved me after I brushed your teeth with my index finger.
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
hungover waitressing a bar association event. im being judged by actual judges.
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
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Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
Can I borrow a thong? I’m having drinks with a cute boy tonight and I’m out of clean underwear
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