do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
Non-Jews are for practice
i didn't know you could wash puke off of bras with a dishwasher.
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
She's in the bathroom. Literally just told me she could make a guy cum using just her words. Not bad for Sunday brunch.
He fell backwards into a full bathtub but didn't spill a single drop of the beer in his hand. What a pro.
When a best friend shows up on a tricycle with a case a beer and goes "get on loser" you get on, because there is a magical adventure afoot
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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